imaginethebutts:

when your friend is going through a tough time and you just want to help them out

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(Source: earthdad, via luveing)

nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

(via pemsylvania)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via luveing)

pemsylvania:

yeah? well, those boots are going to be made for throwing in the garbage if you don’t stop tracking dirt through my living room

pemsylvania:

yeah? well, those boots are going to be made for throwing in the garbage if you don’t stop tracking dirt through my living room